bearie:

i can’t wait to get married. everyone i know has to come see me looking gorgeous and better than them and watch me get tongue from a hot person who wants to spend the rest of their life with me all while knowing i’m going to get RAILED that night

(via stalactites)

cemeterything:

cemeterything:

catholics: being horny is a sin

also catholics: *commissioned multiple paintings of half or entirely naked men often with their whole ass out throughout the 16th century*

catholic priest: idk i just think you’ve made this lucifer figure a bit too sexy is all

sculptor: *sweating* that’s because lust is a sin holy father

priest: oh that’s genius actually. can i hire you to paint the church cieling too.

(via bundibird)

xmagnet-o:

vanshira:

harperhug:

teaboot:

captainlordauditor:

trans-kingofnewyork:

broadwaybooksandbagels:

existenceisanillusion:

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Actually Potatoes were originally grown in Peru

As a kid who lives in Peru I can confirm that potatoes are from here and that we have over 1200 varieties of potatoes

only corn

Natives had corn before us. U gonna be a white supremacist u gonna eat white food. Sheep guts and boiled bread my dudes

Haggis is from Scotland. If we’re being fair with no immigrant food whatsoever, they can’t eat that either.

We’re getting down toĀ ā€œif you hate immigrants you can’t eatā€ and I’m 100% okay with that

Even the white immigrants are stanning this post. Keep the solidarity going.

(via bundibird)

betterself:

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20.06.2019; i finally left my job at disney to focus on my diplomacy studies. it isn’t easy to give up my independance and go back to spain, but i’ll survive.

today i went to lush to get my bff some bday goodies and now i’m heading towards my little brother’s graduation. big plans coming up.


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